Looking for that special item to spruce up your home or office 
without sacrificing your deep feelings of spiritual reverance?  
Well, look no further than ConfusinCo's new 'Chia Frostyt' planters.  
Each handmade ceramic figure comes with three different packets of edible herbs, a patented leak-proof tray and a not so easy to understand instruction booklet.
Look for 'Chia Frosty’ today wherever religious materials are sold!
Also Available

Chia Lord
Chia Judas
Chia Philistine
Chia What the Fuck
And of course
Chia I use to be a Greek god but now I am just a Greek.

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